How about forming a Non Maharashtrian Sena (NMS) to counter the goons of MNS (Maharashtra Navnirman Sena). No violence; just increase the murkiness due to similar pronunciation:D
BTW, I have a firm belief we are not really a true democracy so I plan to learn Marathi (its a good language to know) and also be unequivocal in my support to whoever guarantees my peaceful existence in Mumbai.
